I think it’s safe to say that maybe I over-extended this chicken sandwich eating tour. I’m really sick of it and I’m thrilled to announce that this is the end of it!
So let’s get this shit over with and move the cluck along to something different on Fridays from here on in!
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The Drive-Through
It’s a rainy-drainy day here in Peoria, but at least the line at the drive-through is somewhat shorter than usual.
I placed the final chicken sandwich order and…
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MBIP World Headquarters, Mach IV
Here we are back at MBIP World Headquarters, Mach IV. Let’s take this shit out of the bag and get the last two sandwiches over with!
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The Final Chicken Sandwiches Of This Clucked-Up Tour!
Okay, here’s the last two chicken sandwiches on Wendy’s menu. Of course we don’t know which is which because of their fucked-up generic “chicken” packaging.
Fuck it, let’s get this shit over with!
This is their Crispy Chicken Sandwich.
I think this was their first attempt at a crispy chicken sandwich. I’m not totally sure, but I sure as fuck am not going to waste any time researching this!
Under the bun you’ve got your standard Pee-Wee Herman jerk off sauce, lettuce and there’s nothing on the bottom. Whoop-dee-fucking-doo-dah-day!
There’s not much taste here and this is probably the worst of all of the Wendy’s chicken sandwiches.
The good news: One more clucked up sandwich and this shit is all over!
We’re almost there…
3, 2…
1 and we’re done!
I may never eat another fucking chicken sandwich for the rest of my life!
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THE WEEKLY CHICKEN SANDWICH RATING CHART - the final tally!
42 fucking chicken sandwiches. Stick a chicken bone down my throat, I’m done, son!
Next week we’ll be doing a palate cleanser and then it’s on to a new Friday food tour!
Cluck, yeah!
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