There’s two more fast food joints I’m going to go to for this chicken sandwich tour and then it’ll all be over. I think it’s going to take about another eight or nine weeks to finish it up and then we’ll be in spring and I already have an idea for a new fast food tour!

Today we’re going to sample two chicken sandwiches from Portillo’s, so let’s get the cluck over there!

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The Drive-Through

Here we are at Portillo’s.

Let’s cruise through the drive-through and then, through the magic of these here interwebs…

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The MBIP World Headquarters Dining Area

We’re back at the MBIP World Headquarters Dining Area!

Time to sample two more clucked up chicken sandwiches.

The first one is a Char Broiled Chicken Sandwich.

There’s Pee Wee Herman Jerk Off Sauce slathered on the sandwich along with lettuce and a tomato.

We’ll discard the tomato and take a bite of this sandwich.

Motherfucker, I forgot to take a first bite photo.

Oh well, when that happens, it’s best just to put up a promo photo from the Don Knotts film, “The Ghost and Mr. Chicken.”

The sandwich was very bland and the chicken was kind of rubbery. It wasn’t horrible, but not that great either.

Let’s just keep moving along here.

Okay, on to their fairly new Spicy Chicken Sandwich.

That yellow sauce on the sandwich is their Hot Giardiniera sauce, which I’ve never heard of and I don’t know if it’s a word that could ever be properly pronounced.

It looks weird, kind of like urine with a yeast infection. Yikes!

Of course we’ll place the tomato over here, far away from this urine yeast infected chicken sandwich.

This was pretty good, the chicken was tasty, crispy and moist and the urine yeast infection sauce added a little heat, but it could’ve been a little spicier in my opinion.