For the second week of this clucked up tour, we’re going to KFC to sample their two fried chicken sandwiches.
Let’s get the cluck over there and keep this finger-lickin’ chicken tour rolling!
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KFC: The Drive-Through
Here we are at the KFC restaurant on Glen Avenue. This place has been a KFC for as long as I can remember.
Ha, check out the sign at the drive-up menu area, it’s like they new we were coming!
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Back At MBIP World Headquarters Dining Area
Okay, we’re back at the MBIP World Headquarters Dining Area.
There’s the bag with Colonel Sanders on it. He kind of looks like a chicken with a moustache and goatee.
And you know what they call a moustache and goatee in jail, don’t you?
Prison pussy. (Rimshot.)
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KFC Chicken Sandwiches
The sandwiches are wrapped in foil and it doesn’t say which is which, which bothers me and takes them a point down before we ever unwrap them.
The first sandwich we’re going to sample is their Classic Chicken Sandwich.
As I look under the bun, I’m immediately thinking about a specific fictional scenario.
In this scenario, Colonel Sanders is massaging a nude chicken. He’s rubbing that bird and eventually makes his way to the birds loin area.
He tenderly massages the chicken and for a fifty dollar tip, he gives the bird a “Happy Ending.”
Then he cleans the bird up with this chicken sandwich and throws a few pickles on it for the hell of it.
What a horrible clucking scenario this has been and it’s not too appetizing at all!
Okay, this was extremely disappointing.
KFC has their own unique flavor of chicken and I thought that would carry on to this chicken sandwich, but no, it didn’t at all.
Outside of a salty flavor from the crunchy breading around the chicken breast, this thing was pretty tasteless. It didn’t have the KFC taste at all, in fact it was about as tasteless as that scenario with Colonel Sanders jerking off a chicken and cleaning him up with this sandwich.
This is kind of clucked up, let’s move on to the next sandwich!
KFC’s other chicken sandwich is the Spicy Classic Chicken Sandwich.
Okay, this sandwich looks like it’s covered in chicken diarrhea. I mean I’ve never seen chicken diarrhea, but I’m certain that it looks like this sauce.
At first I thought that this sandwich came without pickles, but I found them underneath with more of that chicken diarrhea sauce.
Give me a minute while I go throw-up. Thank you!
Okay, we’re back for the first bite.
The chicken is absolutely the same as the classic and the only difference is the chicken diarrhea sauce that it was drenched in.
This sauce does have a lot of heat to it, but there’s very little taste, just heat.
I might as well have eaten the Classic Chicken Sandwich and chased it with a shot of Tabasco Sauce.
Motherclucker!
Okay, here’s this week’s chicken sandwich rating chart.
The top of the poll is the KFC Spicy Classic Chicken Sandwich and the bottom feeder is the McDonald’s McChicken Sandwich.
I’m also adding a box on the upper right that will either have an “R” in it for “recommended” or an “N.R.” for “not recomemmended.”
So far I can’t recommend any of these chicken sandwiches.
And that’s the whole clucking truth!
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WEEKLY RANDOM CHICKEN GIF
This week’s random chicken gif. Just for the cluck of it.
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