Okay, after a dozen grilled cheese sandwiches, I’ve decided to move on and start a new Wednesday weekly series. One of the reasons for the grilled cheese series was something I could do here in the MBIP World Headquarters so I wouldn’t have to go out and be around people because of the on-going pandemic.
Well, with the vaccines here and the numbers going down, I’m hoping to start doing more interactive posts here on MBIP down the road. I’m hoping in April or May to start going back to restaurants and bars and mixing it up with people like I used to do in those wonderful pre-pandemic times.
So I thought I’d start slowly integrating myself back out there and one way to ease my way back into the world of interactive posts is to start having and assembling unique lunches made out of food purchased at a gas station. This way I can be around people, but then retreat to the safety of my car and prepare the lunch.
I’m going to try and stay away from the obvious stuff like hot dogs and prepared sandwiches and try and make some unique dishes in the MBIP World Headquarters Mobile!
So let’s go and get our very first Gas Station Lunch!
Okay, here we are at Huck’s.
This place is right down the street from MBIP World Headquarters and I’m here almost every day. Let’s go inside and see what’s happening.
Okay, we’re inside, let’s take a look around at some of the food that they offer in here.
As you can see, there’s a wide variety of food in here.
My idea for this series is to get things that I can turn into original recipes in my car in the parking lot outside.
Okay, I’ve chosen the ingredients and we’ll pay for them and start this debut edition of Gas Station Lunches!
This is exciting!
On my way out I passed by the Bigg Swigg stand. This kind of put me in a bad mood.
I hate the Bigg Swigg. Hate, hate, HATE it!
I hate the way that they think by adding an extra consonant to the words “big” and “swig” that they make these stupid drinks somehow more appealing.
This is not good marketing, it’s just promoting ignorance and misspelling. As if we need more of that in this country.
They’re selling glasses of high calorie sugary soda the size of garbage cans and you see people who weigh 397 pounds lining up to fill up these fucking giganzo mugs and then wondering why the fuck they can barely fit through the fucking door in here.
Fuck!
I hate the Bigg Swigg. Hate, hate HATE it!
Hey Bigg Swigg, go Fuckk Yourselff!
Okay, here we are at the MBIP Mobile. I parked in the back so we can do this in peace and quiet.
That Bigg Swigg stand really put me in a bad fucking mood, but I’m a professional, so we’ll just keep moving along here.
Here’s the ingredients for this debut Gas Station Lunch.
From left: Chicken tenders, a lunchable thing, Bunny hamburger buns, spicy pickle slices, Tostito’s cheese spread, a Rice Krispies Treat, a bottle of unsweetened black tea and Kraft cheese slices.
One thing that’s bugging me is that everything is sliding down on the seat. it’s hard to keep things balanced in here and my hatred of the Bigg Swigg is still bothering me.
Fuck!
Okay, let’s assemble this Gas Station Lunch!
Here it is and it wasn’t easy putting this fucking shit together in the car. Everything kept sliding around and I lost half of the Lunchable mix because it fell off the plate in between the seats, which I have to try and pick up after this.
Fuck!
I’m starting to think that this isn’t such a good idea for a series after all, but let’s keep moving along here and try to make the best of this situation.
I dipped one of the Lunchable crackers into the Tostito cheese spread and that cheese is vile and fucking horrible tasting!
It’s completely gross and tastes like pureed anal warts that fell out of a leper’s infected asshole! The aftertaste was absolutely disgusting and puke-inducing!
Aaahhh!
I almost wish I had a Bigg Swigg to wash this taste away, but not really. Or should I say, nott reallyy.
Fuck!
Here’s the bowl of spicy pickles, this helped to take away the after-taste of that horrible cheese.
But so far, this is kind of a miserable experience. You know I tried a series like this when I first started the blog and it didn’t work. When will I ever fucking learn?
Fuck!
For the main course of this meal I made a chicken sandwich using the chicken tenders, slices of the Kraft cheese, the Bunny hamburger bun and I topped it off with barbecue sauce and mustard from the condiments they offered up.
The sandwich was okay, but the bun was a little stale and the cheese would’ve been better if it was melted.
This was a stupid idea to try and make a meal in my car. What the fuck was I thinking?
Fuck!
For dessert I got a Rice Krispies treat and put the tiny Nestle’s milk chocolate bar from the Lunchable thing on top.
It wasn’t that great.
I don’t think I’ll ever do this again.
This series is a one and done episode. I’ll try and think of something different for next week.
Fuck!
“No Bigg Swigg Left Behind.”
What the fuck does that even mean?
This makes no sense and it’s just an advertisement for misspelling and ignorance.
I hate the Bigg Swigg. Hate, hate HATE it!
Fuckk Itt!
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