Well, after 23 week’s we’ve done it, we’ve eaten the entire Arby’s menu!
Some people would say that this was a complete waste of 23 weeks out of our lives…and they would be absolutely right.
But you know what?…Fuck those people.
They wouldn’t know fun if it came up and bit them in the balls while they French-kissed their grandfather after getting a positive Covid-19 test.
So let’s just pick the best and worst selections from this journey, have a cookie and call it a fucking day already!
Oh, Puddy, do you have anything to add?
Okay, the menu has been eaten!
Let’s go and revisit the best, the worst and have a cookie to end this fucking adventure!
One last trip through the drive-through at Arby’s.
And here we are back at MBIP World Headquarters Kitchen and Tasting Area for our last meal from Arby’s!
My favorite item that I got from Arby’s was the Roast Chicken Salad.
Here it is in all it’s glory.
This is the salad with the lid off, unwrapped.
Let’s get ready to enjoy this delicious salad!
First there’s a little prep work to be done as we need to transfer the salad into a bigger bowl and add a little more dressing to it.
Okay, it’s good to go now, let’s dig in.
The lettuce is crispy and the chicken is plump and juicy and of course the bacon makes everything better!
What a great salad and a nice and somewhat healthy treat from a fast food business.
Now we go from the best to the worst item I experienced on the menu, the Classic Beef ‘N Cheddar sandwich.
Here it is unwrapped and as you can see it comes wrapped around an onion bun.
Things are going to go downhill from here, so get ready!
When you open up that bun it reveals what a frightening sandwich this truly is.
That’s fake roast beef and slimy cheese that looks like you just popped 47 zits over the sandwich.
Against my better judgement, we’ll try a bite out of this vile and horrific looking sandwich.
Wow, it’s just as horrible as I remember it over twenty weeks ago. Here’s my review from back then and I still stand by it today!
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Beef & Cheddar: This is pretty much the same as The Sandemic, except this one has that runny, slimy cheese that makes you feel like it’s topped with pus.
So I guess this one can be called: “The Infected Sandemic.”
Excuse me, I’m going to go barf up a lung now.
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The funny thing is that I did enjoy most of the food from Arby’s while eating their entire menu, but the worst sandwiches were their signature roast beef sandwiches.
I got the Salted Caramel & Chocolate Cookie for an end of the menu treat and it was sweet and delicious.
Goodbye Arby’s, may the road rise up to meet you and thank God I’ll never have to drive through your fucking window again!
The End!
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