Okay, so I’m kind of rebooting the MBIP blog and I thought I’d go back to my MBIP Eats McDonald’s series where I’m eating the entire menu to see if anything there is digestible.
I’m on the Chicken & Sandwiches portion of the menu and the next items to be sampled were the Bacon Ranch Salad with Buttermilk Crispy Chicken and the Bacon Ranch Grilled Chicken Salad.
So I drove over to the McDonald’s in Pioneer Park and there was a huge line at the drive-through. I got in line, waited 35 fucking minutes and finally when I placed my order, I heard this heartbreaking response: “I’m sorry sir, we haven’t had salads for a couple months, could I get you something else?”
I couldn’t fucking believe it! I guess this has to do with the fucking Covid 19 virus and I wasn’t sure what else to order. In true OCD fashion, I want to do this in proper order on the menu, so I just told him to forget it and I drove back home feeling defeated and pissed off.
Nothing seems to go right in 2020.
Artwork and design by Chelsie Tamms of Lettering Works.
So I thought I’d put up a Marty Monologues video for today’s post. I had a good story that I cut out of my “45 Minutes of Fame” show that I did last year.
I started trying to record it, but Quicktime keeps freezing up on me. The vocal part keeps recording, but the visual freezes.
This happened this week on Good Day Central Illinois and I’m guessing that there’s some glitch on my computer. I hope I can fix this but after about seven tries I just said, “fuck it.”
Here’s some epic fails.
I’m going back to bed and setting the alarm for 2021.
I can’t take much more of this fucked up year!
Related Posts: MBIP Eats McDonald’s and Marty Monologues.