What a weird coincidence that week number thirteen of this McDonald’s marathon falls on Friday the 13th! I should go get a lottery ticket, but first, let’s go to the Golden Arches for this week’s McMeal!
This week we sample the McChicken and the Filet-O-Fish. I’m not going to lie, I’m a little nervous about the Filet-O-Fish!
Here’s the bag and check out the tab on the side of it. Shouldn’t that say, I’m McLovin’ It? Who is the ad wizard that changed that?
I think it’s unfair that the McChicken gets a shitty wrapper and the Filet-O-Fish gets a fancy box. But this won’t influence my judging!
The chicken bun is dented and the fish bun looks swollen.
Oh my god, look at all the mayonnaise!
It looks like something from the floor at a video booth at an X-rated book store! The rule is that I can’t add anything to the food, but I can take shit away, so I’ve wiped most of this unsightly mess away! Sheesh!
The First Bite
McChicken: This is a pretty tasteless sandwich. The only thing I can taste is a slight spicy taste from the breading. The chicken has a rubbery consistency. It’s not horrible, but I’ll be happy never to eat another one of these as long as I live.
Filet-O-Fish: Oof! This was simply horrible. The fish has a fuzzy feel to it, like you’re eating a soggy sweater that was thrown into the ocean about a year ago. And the taste is simply horrific! It tastes like Charlie The Tuna’s ass that hasn’t been wiped because everyone is hoarding toilet paper. And the after taste is even worse. My mouth feels like a fishy sewer. Ugh!
The McChicken wasn’t horrible, but as I said, I’ll never order it again.
The Filet-O-Fish was truly horrific. It’s a day later and I’m still having a a stomach-turning fishy after taste in my mouth. Never again! I didn’t McLove that sandwich at all!
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