This week I’m introducing a new cooking segment to the MBIP blog and it’s called, “Marty’s White Trash Meals.” These will be quick meals that you can make on the go when you don’t have a lot of time, but still want a tasty treat.
I’ll still be creating and posting the Thursday Minute Marty Meals, but on week’s when my time is tight, like this week, I’ll be posting these quick and easy Marty’s White Trash Meals.
So now, in the immortal words of Walter White…let’s cook!
The ingredients for these white trash meals will always be fairly simple. This week it’s the Big Cup Kraft Macaroni & Cheese and the Ham & Cheddar Lunchables.
And of course the one ingredient that we have in common with the Thursday Minute Marty Meals is a Bud Light tallboy. Cheers!
Make sure you get the Kraft Big Cup, because it comes with the cheese powder that looks like orange cocaine.
Preparing this is pretty simple, you open the lid, remove the orange cocaine packet, fill it up to the line with water and then stir with your index finger. If you’ve picked your nose recently, wash your finger, let’s not get too disgusting here today. Sheesh!
Okay, then it goes into the microwave for about three and a half minutes.
While that’s cooking, we’ll prep the Ham and Cheese Lunchable. I may be the only person in the world who has ever prepped a Ham and Cheese Lunchable and I feel pretty special about that!
Okay, first things first, insert your own “cutting the cheese” joke here.
Now we’ll actually cut the cheese up into little pieces and then do the same with the ham.
The Mac and cheese is fully nuked, so we’ll take it out and sprinkle in the orange cocaine and mix that shit up.
Next we’ll spice it up with some hot sauce and black pepper and we’ll add in the cheese slices. Then it’s back into the microwave for about thirty seconds.
There it is and now to put the finishing touches on this White Trash masterpiece meal!
We’ll finish this by adding in the ham and then crumbling the crackers on top of it.
We’ll mix it up and now it’s time to present this week’s Marty’s White Trash Meal in all it’s cheesy glory!
Lunch in a goddamned cup! It’s actually pretty tasty and if you’re high, it’s really a treat! Plus, since we’re eating it right out of the goddamned cup, there’s no dishes to clean. Just throw that fucking thing in the garbage and keep moving along while singing a song.
And now, for this week’s titillating pictorial, I thought I’d present a Public Service Pictorial.
Some people have been afraid that drinking Corona beer leads to the dreaded CoronaVirus.
This isn’t true, so to drive that point home, here’s a photo montage of Women and Corona!
Related Post: Thursday Minute Marty Meals.