Okay, last week we finished the All Day Breakfast menu, which means we’ve also finished the Breakfast menu because it’s all the same items. There’s some combination meals on the Breakfast menu but they consist of different sandwiches and entrees that were on the All Day Breakfast menu,
The one item we didn’t get was the Six Piece Donut Sticks, but they’re also on the Snacks & Sides menu, so we’ll try them when we get to that one.
So breakfast is done and I’m going to skip the Beverage menu because we’re eating the menu and not drinking it, so it looks like the next stop is…
The Burger menu!
This week I’m going to try the Bacon BBQ Burger and the Big Mac. There’s also the Double Bacon BBQ Burger, which I’ll skip because it’s the same thing as the Bacon BBQ Burger but with another burger added, so the taste is the same.
Okay, off to pick up this week’s menu items from Mickey D’s!
Time to pull the first two burgers out of this week’s McDonald’s sack.
Both the burgers come in boxes. The Big Mac is labeled with its name, but the Bacon BBQ Burger is in a generic box that says: “Yours to enjoy.”
This disturbs me and I don’t like it at all.
Here they are unwrapped and plated, Both have sesame seed buns. Let’s take look under the buns.
Oh my, this is a little frightening!
The Big Mac burger is a somewhat gray mystery meat color and the Bacon BBQ Burger has a single, skinny pathetic broken strip of bacon and the BBQ sauce looks like blood. It’s like a cheeseburger having a period.
Ugh! I’m dreading biting into these things, but here we go.
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The Big Mac: This isn’t the first time I’ve eaten a Big Mac on the MBIP blog. Almost three years ago, on January 21, 2016 I sampled a Big Mac and fries for my “Eating Peoria One Street At A Time” series. You can see that entry right here.
I was praying that maybe somehow this one would be better than that one, but it wasn’t. Here’s what I said about it back then and I stand by this review:
The meat is almost gray and there’s three buns on this thing. It’s like a mutant ass or something. And that sauce and pickle looks really disgusting! It looks like a leper jerked off all over the bun and then coughed up half a green lung on top of it. Okay, I’ve had two bites of this thing and it literally has no taste. It’s like eating chewy cardboard.
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The Bacon BBQ Burger: The first thing you taste when you bite into this burger is the BBQ/menstrual blood sauce. It’s sickeningly sweet and after you swallow there’s a horrible aftertaste of the sauce and the burger which tastes like rancid meat from a diseased cow. It’s like eating a three-day-old used Kotex that’s been stuffed with Mad Cow meat. Ecch!
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THIS WEEK’S DIGESTIBLE RATING (ONE IS GOOD, FOUR IS BAD, ZERO IS PERFECT.)
We’re not off to a good start here on the burger menu, neither one of these grotesque sandwiches is digestible. The good news is I never have to eat either one again. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go throw up and try to wash the taste out of my mouth and memory!
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