You know, I’ve never eaten Little Debbie Snacks. And the word, “snacks” is the operative word in that last sentence! If you leave that word off, that sentence takes on a whole different meaning! One that might have the cops knocking on my door and boom, the next thing you know I’m doing time in an El Salvador prison!
Anyway, I thought for this week we’ll sample some Little Debbie Snacks and so if you’re a regular MBIP reader, I think you’ll know where the first stop on this post is going to be. So off we go!
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Schnucks Grocery Store
Of course we’re going to buy the Little Debbie snack treats at Schnucks, the place I buy all my food at.
Let’s go in and find the wall of Little Debbie snack treats.
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The Wall Of Little Debbie Snack Treats
Okay, we’re inside of Shnucks and there is the wall of Little Debbie Snack Cake treats.
Let’s choose a few and then head back to the official Snacking Area Of MBIP World Headquarters.
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Official Snacking Area Of MBIP World Headquarters
I chose four Little Debbie Snacks to try out and now here we go.
Let the snacking begin!
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Little Debbie Snack Number One: Nutty Buddy
Whoops, my thumb accidentally covered the “N” so it looks like “utty Buddy.” Sorry about that!
They come packaged in groups of two. So shouldn’t they be called, “Nutty Buddies?” Shit like this drives me insane and I’ll obsess over this all day.
These are crunchy chocolate bars with a peanut butter filling. They’re okay, but not the greatest treat in the world.
They should really be called, “Nutty Buddies.” I won’t be able to let this go.
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Little Debbie Snack Number Two: Spring Mini Donuts!
Next up is Little Debbie Spring Mini Donuts. That exclamation mark really isn’t necessary and this bugs me about as much as the Nutty Buddies thing.
I’m starting to feel like I’m going somewhat insane.
Okay these are absolutely horrible!
They are dry as fuck and the frosting is like tasteless paste. These have no flavor and Little Debbie is nothing but a dirty whore.
We were all thinking this but I’m the only one who has the brass balls to say it out loud and now I will say it all in capital letters: ”LITTLE DEBBIE IS A DIRTY WHORE!”
So there!
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Little Debbie Snack Number Three: Snicker-Doodle Creme Pies With Cinnamon Sugar
Next up: Snicker-Doodle Creme Pies With Cinnamon Sugar. Okay, I’m kind of being a grammar Nazi here, but shouldn’t it be “Cream” Pies? Who spells “cream” as “creme?” I mean what in the actual fuck? “Creme?” Fuck!
I kind of wish I was dead at this point. This is a snacking episode gone very bad!
These are sloppy cookies and the cream filling is lopsided. Next!
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Little Debbie Snack Number Four: Unicorn Cakes
These are called, “Unicorn Cakes.” Wouldn’t you think they would be in the shape of a unicorn? But no, these are just rectangular bars. Fuck these things.
They should really look like unicorns.
Fuck.
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The Final Word On Little Debbie Snack Cakes…
Little Debbie: DIRTY WHORE!
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