So I was going to go to a place in East Peoria for a hot dog and my GPS got me all fucked up and I was running late, so I decided on going to Portillo’s which I kind of had in my back pocket of places to go to if I got stuck on somewhere to go to for a late minute choice.
It’s a chain place, but it’s known for its hot dogs so I thought, “what the fuck?” and came here for this week’s hot dog.
Here we are, let’s go inside and order this week’s hot dog.
I went inside and walked through the dining room which is loaded with automobile stuff and walked up to the front counter to order.
There was people behind me and I felt pressure to order because I wasn’t really prepared.
As I walked up, I just saw a Chicago Dog on the menu and I knew I didn’t want that because I fucking hate Chicago Dog’s with all of the shit on them. Who the fuck eats a hot dog with a pickle on it?
I looked and saw that they had a chili-cheese dog and so that’s what I ordered.
It was only when I got to the pick-up station that I thought of a nightmarish memory of a chili-cheese dog from here in the past.
I came here a few years ago and got a chili-cheese dog and it had beans on it and it was a total nightmare. I kind of drummed it out of my memory banks because it was such a bad time.
Now I’ve ordered it again, I can only pray they’ve come to their senses and changed the recipe…I mean, who the fuck puts beans on a hot dog?
Surely this shit has ended here…oh well, I guess we’ll find out.
It was with great reluctance that I sat down with my order.
I got an order of onion rings with a tub of cheese sauce and I tried them first.
They were tasty, but I was scared about the chili-cheese dog and I reluctantly opened it up after sampling the onion rings.
Jesus Fucking Christ…here it is unwrapped…
There’s fucking beans all over this motherfucking thing. Fuck…fuuuuuck!
It’s as unappetizing as an abortion gone wrong on a bun.
Fuck! Who the fuck puts beans in chili, much less in chili dog sauce?
This is so fucking grotesque and stomach-churning and I just want to throw it away, but we have to eat it for this post.
Oh, the things I do for this fucking blog.
Fuuuuuuck!
I scraped the beans off of the fucking chili dog, but that removed a lot of the onions and flavor…
So I added some mustard and tried to make the best of this chili-cheese dog afternoon…
But fuck it…
Who the fuck puts beans on a fucking chili-cheese dog?
Fuuuuuck!
Aaahhhh!
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