I’m not going to lie here, I’m really sick of this series, chicken sandwiches and Wendy’s.
I’ve got four more of their fucking chicken sandwiches to eat, so let’s get the cluck over there and get this fucking post over and done with!
I swear to god there’s always a long-ass line here!
This is 1:45 pm on a Wednesday afternoon, hardly a prime time for lunch, yet it took me over twenty fucking minutes to get up to the ordering station. Sheesh!
Alright, after a long-ass wait at that fucking drive-through, we’re finally back at the MBIP World Headquarters, Mach IV.
As I’ve stated before, I hate their generic chicken sandwich wrappers.
They have 14 different chicken sandwiches on their menu, would it kill Wendy’s to invest in wrappers that identified the sandwich on them? Fuck!
Oh, I also got a sugar cookie.
Once I unwrapped the chicken from that stupid generic “chicken” wrapper I discovered that this is the Spicy Asiago Ranch Club Sandwich.
Terry Grawey would be pleased to see the sandwich topped off with Ranch Dressing.
Under the lettuce is their bacon that I always enjoy and melted Asiago cheese, which the sandwich is named after.
The chicken is pretty dry and the bun is kind of stale. The bacon is good, but it doesn’t save this sandwich from falling into a “Not Recommended” category.
Let’s just move the cluck along.
The next sandwich on the bill is the Grilled Asiago Ranch Club.
There’s bacon on this sandwich too…I think they should incorporate that into the title of the sandwich, doesn’t “Grilled Asiago Bacon Ranch Club” sound better than “Grilled Asiago Ranch Club?”
Oh and on both of these sandwiches I quickly discarded the horrific and anemic looking tomatoes.
There’s no flavor here and once again the chicken breast is dry and the bun is somewhat stale. I like the bacon but it’s not going to save this clucked up sandwich.
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The Weekly Chicken Sandwich Rating Chart
These two sandwiches have fallen into the 23rd and 24th spots in the Not Recommended territory of the chicken sandwich chart.
Fuck, I ate the fucking sugar cookie and forgot to take a picture of it. It was pretty fucking good.
Okay, one more week and this chicken sandwich tour is going to be over for cluck’s sake!
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