Okay, we’re off to our last fast food restaurant of this clucked up tour and then this fowl sandwich journey will finally be over in a few weeks! I’m not going to Arby’s because we just were there and you can check those reviews out here.
And now, let’s move forward and head over to Wendy’s to sample this week’s chicken sandwiches!
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Wendy’s Drive-Through
Shit, the drive-through lane is packed and moving slower than a slug in molasses!
Check out the bottom of that sign…is that supposed to be backwards? How does something like this happen and then no one fixes it?
Oh well, finally I make my way up to the ordering area, it’s been almost 45 fucking minutes of my life that i’ll never get back.
Thanks, Wendy’s, this isn’t the greatest start to our ongoing relationship for the next few weeks!
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Back At The Temporary MBIP World Headquarters
Here we are back at the Temporary MBIP World Headquarters with our Wendy’s Chicken sandwiches.
They’re all wrapped up in foil and they’re not marked as to which sandwich is which, so we’ll just start unwrapping these fowl sandwiches and see what happens!
I think this is the Hot Honey Classic Chicken Sandwich.
The fried chicken patty is covered in pepperjack cheese and topped with bacon and crispy pickle chips. The bottom has hot honey habanero sauce slathered on it.
I have to admit that those crispy pickle chips are kind of grossing me the fuck out.
I had somewhat high hopes for this sandwich. It sounded like an interesting mixture of flavors, except for those crispy pickle chips, which looked like giant sized boogers after a bad nasal infection, but I was wrong.
The sandwich didn’t have much flavor and there was a somewhat disturbing gasoline-like aftertaste. Plus the though of eating nasal infected boogers is making me feel somewhat sick…let’s just move the fuck along here.
The second sandwich of the day is the Spicy Hot Honey Chicken Sandwich.
Shit, there’s those infected nasal burger things again! Ugh!
Thinking about infected nasal boogers has ruined my appetite and I can barely choke down this first bite! Oof!
The third sandwich of the day is their Crispy Chicken Sandwich, I think this is their original chicken sandwich from years gone by.
There’s lettuce, tomato and a few limp pickle chips under the bun, plus a heaping dollop of Pee Wee’s jerk-off juice. I put the lettuce, tomatoes and pickles off to the side and tried to wipe the image of Pee Wee Herman doing the Wild Thing on this chicken sandwich out of my mind and prepared to take a bite.
I have to confess, after thinking about infected nasal boogers and Pee Wee Herman jerking off on this chicken sandwich, I have to go be sick for a while.
I’m looking forward to ending this clucked-up series soon!
Oh…this sandwich wasn’t very good at all.
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The Weekly Chicken Chart
The Wendy’s sandwiches fell into the Not Recommended zone of the chart. Hopefully nest week’s sandwiches will be better!
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