Live, from Peoria, Illinois, it’s Saturday Night Take-Out starring the Jersey Crab Cajun Seafood Boil and Bar and The MBIP World Headquarters.
Now, please welcome the star of this week’s Saturday night take-out dinner, the Jersey Crab Cajun Seafood Boil and Bar!
Okay, I’m back doing take-out dinners because the Covid numbers here have shot through the roof here and even though I’m fully vaccinated with a booster, I’m going to take it easy till things settle down.
As of last Friday, there were over 300 new cases, 70 people were in the hospital and over 2.000 people were in home isolation. Hopefully this will taper down soon.
But till then, better safe than sorry. I’m guessing this will just be a few weeks.
This Jersey Crab place opened up a little bit ago and I’ve been curious about the food here, so I phoned in an order and now let’s go inside and pick it up.
There’s the main dining room, this was a T.G.I. Fridays in a former life.
There’s the bar in here with tables off to the side and booths on the other side of the bar.
They’ve got nine beers on tap at two different stations at the bar.
There’s a nautical and seafood theme decor in here, but I don’t get what license plates have to do with this theme, yet there they are.
Mystifying!
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Meanwhile, Back At The MBIP World Headquarters…
Okay, we’re back at the Covid-free MBIP World Headquarters Dining Area with this week’s Saturday night take-out meal.
We’ve got a five course tower of a meal tonight and check out the utensils and ketchup that came with tonight’s meal.
At first glance I thought the ketchup was Heinz, but on further inspection I discovered it to be a sub-standard brand called, Monarch.
This is a bad sign, for me, it’s Heinz or the fucking highway.
I’ve written about this before, click here and here to read some of my ketchup rants from the past.
Fuck Monarch Ketchup and anyone related to this foul company can fuck themselves sideways silly and then die a shitty and downtrodden death.
Fuck!
We’ll start tonight’s dinner off with a Bud Light tallboy, cheers!
We’ve got five courses to sample tonight and the first is Buffalo Wings.
They’re all drummets, which is disappointing, I like a little variety with my wings.
They were okay, but nothing out of this world. Kind of a mediocre beginning to this week’s Saturday night meal.
The second course was the Fried Crab Sticks. These sounded like a tasty treat from their menu.
However, back at MBIP World Headquarters Dining Area, these were a real disappointment.
They were limp and totally tasteless. Probably one of the most bland things I’ve ever eaten. They were literally tasteless.
Let’s keep moving along here and hope that things get better.
Hush Puppies were the third course and they were dry and also void of much taste.
Have I got Covid and lost my sense of taste?
For the fourth course of tonight’s dinner, I got the Frog Legs and Cajun Fries.
This is becoming an on-going theme for the evening as both were bland and tasteless.
The Cajun Fries had seasoning on them, but they were soggy and tasteless.
I love Frog’s Legs, but these weren’t even seasoned and they tasted like boiled chicken. Ugh!
The Fifth Course was a slice of cheesecake and it came with chocolate sauce and whipped cream.
This was a sweet ending to a disappointing Saturday night take-out dinner.
Fuck you, Monarch Ketchup!
It’s Heinz or the highway for me you sub-standard piece of shit ketchup packet!
Fuck!
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Jersey Crab Cajun Seafood Boil and Bar
5315 West Landens Way
Peoria
309-756-2162
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