It’s time for yet another MBIP Frozen Food Review, so let’s head on over to the chilly aisle in the supermarket!

Here we are in the frozen food aisle at Schnuck’s Grocery Store.

I found two frozen foods for this week’s meal and they are…

A Banquet Backyard BBQ Meal and for dessert we have an Edward’s Cookie and Creme Pie.

Maybe it’s just me, but they seem a little too proud of the fact that they use “Real Cream” in their mashed potatoes. I’ve never heard of anyone using fake cream in mashed potatoes, so I don’t really think this is something worthy of crowing about on both the front and back of your frozen food box, but what the fuck do I know?

Let’s just keep moving along here.

Okay, we’ll start tonight’s food prep by taking the pie out of the box and letting it melt while we make the rest of our frozen food dinner.

The serving suggestion on the box says to “Keep Frozen” but that’s just crazy talk.

You should always let ice cream treats melt a while, so we’ll set this off to the side while we prepare this week’s frozen food meal.

Here’s this week’s frozen food meal un-boxed and popped into the microwave for a few minutes.

Check out my fancy holiday napkins I bought for this festive holiday week.

It’s the most wonderful time of the year.

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Swanson TV Turkey Dinner!

“You just heat and serve…”

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We now return to our post, already in progress…

Okay, I’m plating this week’s frozen food dinner and seasoning it with some hot sauce and fresh-ground black pepper.

There it is all plated-up and ready to sample in the MBIP World Headquarters Dining Area, let’s dig in!

I tried the side dishes first. The corn was tasteless and felr like you were eating tiny bits of wax candles. Not an enjoyable experience at all.

The mashed potatoes were extremely gross and upsetting. The consistency was like warm, soggy cotton candy and after one bite it made me think of albino diarrhea,

The words, “albino diarrhea” have never crossed my mind and I hope they never do again.

It’s not pleasant to think about Johnny Winter’s loose and watery bowel movements and I’m just about ready to vomit eruptis over here, so let’s just move along before things get messy!

Speaking of messy, check out the BBQ rib meat that’s the main portion of this meal. It resembles a mentally-challenged McRib piece of meat and it reminds me of last week’s SpongeBob SquarePants ass cheeks meat that we sampled on that post.

The BBQ sauce has a bitter and almost gasoline taste to it and this meat is the best advertisement for being a vegetarian that I’ve ever sampled in my life.

This was really a gross and horrific frozen food meal and I’m hoping that the dessert can at least redeem a portion of it!

I’m happy to report that the pie was a sweet and delicious treat! I’m glad I let it melt a little bit and it was sweet, crunchy and delicious!

It saved this meal from being a total disappointment! And now for the ratings…

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Dinner Rating

One Quarter Ice Cube: I thought that the side dishes were bad until a piece of that rancid rib meat entered my mouth! It’s still giving me mouth shivers just thinking about it!

Plus I think I’ll obsess about the words, ”albino diarrhea” for the rest of my stinking life. Ugh!

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