Okay, I’m running late and I need to get this week’s pizza fast and that can mean only one thing…gas station pizza!
I’m going to head over to Circle K and get a quick slice of pizza from them and then I have about ktwelve other things to do today, so let’s head off on this saucy journey and get it over with!
Here’s a sign promoting their pizza, let’s go inside and get this week’s slice!
There’s the pizza pie cabinet over there, let’s go and get a slice and get this over with, I’ve got a bunch of shit to do today!
Holy shitballs, it’s empty!
There’s no pizza in here at all! And I’m already running late, but I have to get this shit done, so there’s only one thing to do…
I drove over to the other Circle K in Pioneer Park.
They claim to have Fresh food, fast, so let’s in and get a fast slice of pizza and get this fucking post over already! I’ve got shit to do!
Sweet mother of fuck! Their pizza racks are empty too! What the fuck is going on here?
Check it out, there’s no food in here at all! So much for their “Fresh Food, Fast” sign in the window!
I hate the Circle K! HATE, HATE HATE IT!
i have to get this thing over with because I’ve got about a dozen other things to do today, so I got the closest thing to pizza in there, a bag of Pepperoni Pizza Combo’s snack crackers.
These things don’t taste like pizza at all and the filling is kind of like a cross between dog food and crunchy vomit. Ugh!
And now…
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This Week’s Pizza Rating
What the fuck, Circle K? Is it that hard to keep pizza stocked in your shitty gas station? Momma Mia!
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The Pizza Rating List
Agatucci’s: 9.6
Weaver’s Fresh Food & Drink: 9.6
Rizzi’s Italian Restaurant: 9.6
Oliver’s Pizza & Pub North: 9.6
Peoria Pizza Works: 9.5
Slice: 9.4
The Red Barn (Butch’s Pizza): 9.2
Fat Jack’s: 8.7
Knuckles Pizza: 8.2
460° Pizza: 8.1
The Pour House: 8.1
Double A’s • Pizza • Sports Bar & Grill: 7.9
Hoop’s Pub & Pizza: 7.4
The Fieldhouse Bar & Grill: 7.3
Monical’s: 7.3
Mr. Dough: 7.3
Old Chicago Pizza & Taproom: 7.1
The Owl’s Nest: 6.9
Brienzo’s Wood Fired Pizza: 6.9
Papa John’s: 6.7
HyVee Food Court: 6.6
Pizza Hut: 5.8
Domino’s: 5.2
Huck’s: 4.9
Casey’s General Store: 3.3
Circle K: 0.1
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