We’ve already been to Popeyes, but they recently came out with a new chicken sandwich that has a sauce named after rapper Megan Thee Stallion. It’s called Chicken Sandwich with Thee Hottie Sauce. I think she’s got some song using the word “hottie.” That’s kind of weak tie-in to name a sandwich after her, but what are you going to do?
Here she is almost naked on a poster, warning: NSFW…unless you’re working at home with your Zoom camera off. Don’t pull a Jeffery Toobin! Pull being the operative word there…I’m cracking myself up over here, I tell ya!
So okay, she’s got a nice dumper and tits, but why name a sandwich after her? I don’t really get it, but let’s just go get it and get this shit over with!
I’m running behind and now that I said, “behind,” I’m thinking about her dumper again. I’m really going around in circles here, I feel kind of like Tommy Roe!
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The Drive-Through
Here we are at Popeyes on Glen Avenue and it’s through the magical and mystical drive-through we go!
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MBIP WORLD HEADQUARTERS KITCHEN AND DINING AREA
We’re back at the MBIP World Headquarters Kitchen and Dining Area with this week’s chicken sandwich!
Here’s the Chicken Sandwich With Thee Hottie Sauce. It looks pretty good and the bun looks really fresh.
There’s not much sauce on the sandwich considering the whole thing is about the so-called “Thee Hottie Sauce.”
And while we’re on the hot sauce subject…shouldn’t there be a tub of hot sauce with this sandwich?
There’s one with this sandwich from their photo on their website, yet…
We got nothing, no sauce whatsoever, except for the little bit they drizzled on our chicken sandwich.
Nada, zilch…bupkiss!
The big deal about this sandwich is the fucking sauce…so what’s the deal Popeyes? What’s up with this sauce snub?
All we’re asking for is…
A fucking tub of fucking sauce for your whoop-dee-doo Hottie Sauce Sandwich!
The whole thing is about your fucking sauce and we have none!
What the fuck?
This is a pretty good chicken sandwich, but it could use a little more of their special fucking sauce that the sandwich is named after.
And we could add a little more sauce if they just fucking gave us…
A fucking tub of fucking sauce like they show in the picture on their fucking website!
Fuck!
Oh well, at least I’ve got a special dessert coming up.
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Dessert
They feature Chocolate Beignets on their menu for dessert!
That’s pretty gourmet for a fast food place and i’m anxious to try them out, they look fantastic.
I placed an order for them at the drive-through window and they took it and said to pull though and pick up my order.
Of course we know by now we were shortened on the special sauce and I was excited about the Chocoate Beingets dessert…
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But Instead…
When I got home and checked the package there was a fucking chocolate chip cookie in the bag. What in the sweet mother of fuck is this all about?
I ordered Chocolate Beignets and you give me some sort of shitty chocolate cookie? What the holy mother of fuck is going on here?
Are these cocksuckers at Popeyes fucking around with me?
First they give me no sauce with their special fucking whoop-dee-do special whore sauce sandwich from that rapper with her tits hanging out and her dumpster on full display?
And then instead of a Chocolate Beignet dessert they just throw me a fucking chocolate fucking chip cookie? What the fuck?
What in the actual fuck Popeyes?
Fuck!
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Go Suck A Fiddler’s Dick!
Hey Popeyes, go suck a fiddler’s dick and go die five ways from Friday sideways on a stack of broken crackers!
Fuck you!
I’m not even going to include this shit on the Weekly Sandwich Rating Chart. Fuck!
Fuck!
You’re dead to me Popeyes, I’m never coming back again. Go eat a big bowl of half infected dicks and I’ll never cross your path again!
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The Weekly Chicken Sandwich Rating Chart
Fuck this shit, I’m out of here! Die three times and then go straight to hell Popeyes!
Fuck you!
Fuck!
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