This week we’re off for our third and final week of eating the chicken sandwiches at Hardee’s. Let’s get the cluck over there and finish fowl part of this tour!

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The Drive-Through

Here we are at the drive-through and I’ve placed my chicken sandwich order.

Luckily this week they have both sandwiches available.

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MBIP World Headquarters Kitchen and Dining Area

And here we are back at MBIP World Headquarters Kitchen and Dining Area.

Once again, let me just reiterate how much I hate that fucking starry happy-faced fucking logo

At least this is the last week we have to look at this garbage!

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The Sandwiches

Here’s this week’s sandwiches all boxed up, plus I got a little something extra for dessert!

The first chicken sandwich we’re sampling is the Charbroiled Chicken Club Sandwich.

It’s kind of disgusting looking under the bun.

There’s melted Swiss Cheese intermingling with the obligatory Pee Wee Herman Masturbation Sauce.

There’s disgusting tomato slices at the bottom of the sandwich along with wilted lettuce and more of Pee Wee’s jerk-off sauce.

My appetite just left the building in an Elvis Presley/Jimmy’s Bar kind of way.

I have to admit, I took the disgusting tomato slices off of the sandwich before I took the first bite.

And the first bite wasn’t an easy one. This chicken was like biting into pure rubber.

It was really tough and the bun is so scrunched up because it was that hard to bite into and separate this sandwich with a bite.

When I finally did, there wasn’t much taste to it at all. The bacon was limp along with the lettuce and the rubbery chicken.

This was not a pleasant bite at all.

Here’s the last chicken sandwich from Hardee’s, the Charbroiled BBQ Chicken Sandwich.

Oof, that BBQ sauce on the bun looks like a used Kotex!

And under that are more of the disgusting looking tomato slices with wilted lettuce and more of the menstrual BBQ sauce.

Yikes!

The chicken was just as rubbery and tough and that menstrual BBQ sauce had a bittery kind of gasoline flavor to it.

Unlike the Colonel in Apocalypse Now! I don’t like the taste of gasoline in the morning, afternoon or evening! It doesn’t taste like victory at all!

What a couple of fowl and clucked up sandwiches!

I got the cinnamon roll for dessert and it was stale and hard as a rock. By this time I was so disgusted I just threw it in the fucking garbage.

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The Weekly Rating Chart

Our trio of visits to Hardee’s started off with them at the top of the list with two wonderful chicken sandwiches, then they drifted to number five and these two sandwiches end up at the number 11 and 12 spots on the list.

It was all downhill at Hardee’s!

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N.R. = Not Recommended.

R = Recommended.

HR = Highly Recommended.

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