Okay, so you do a series about eating every taco in Peoria and eventually you have to go to Taco Bell.
It’s just the way this shit rolls.
So let’s get this shit over with now.
Holy screaming shitballs, look at the line for the drive through!
Eventually I made my way up and I had my order written on my phone. I decided to get every taco that they had at Taco Bell because…well, why the fuck not?
You’re welcome.
We’re back at MBIP World Headquarters Kitchen and Tasting Area.
Okay, time to get this shit done, son!
So I got four tacos total. We’ll try them two at a time since that’s all that fit on the plate.
Here’s the first two. Holy fuck, they look horrific!
This is Taco Bell’s Crunchy Taco. It’s their fake American version of a taco. One big mistake here is that they put cheese on the taco.
Cheese does not belong on a taco much like beans don’t belong in chili.
This is a tasteless thing that is crunchy. Let’s just move along, nothing to taste here folks.
Holy fuckballs does this thing look gross. it’s the Nacho Cheese Taco and it looks frightening!
I rolled it up burrito style and against my better judgement I took a bite.
The nacho cheese was like warm pus that had just dripped out of a leper’s infected nose.
The slimy beef mixture looked and tasted like diarrhea and while looking at the orange leper pus cheese it made me think of diarrhea from the diaper of Donald Trump.
Okay, here’s the last two tacos, let’s get this shit over with already! I really would like to go and vomit..
This is the Soft Taco, it’s kind of like crunchy taco but there’s no crunch. It’s also reminiscent of the Nacho Cheese Taco but luckily it’s void of the leper pus cheese.
Sadly, there’s still Donald Trump diarrhea diaper meat in here. This is an impeachable offense for sure!
The last taco of the day is the Doritos Locos Tacos. It’s basically the crunchy taco in a Doritos shell.
I was pissed that part of it was broken off.
It’s all that lettuce, cheese, Donald Trump diarrhea diaper meat and a bag of Dorito’s chips.
Oh well, Aa least this shit is over! Time for a palate cleanser.
For dessert I got the Cinnabon Delights which look like two monkey testicles on a plate.
These are deep fried monkey balls stuffed with vanilla icing.
Okay, I confess, I loved these things! Who knew monkey balls were so tasty?
Well, now I’m a believer!
Dave works the Taco Bell Drive-Through window.
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