One thing has happened due to being somewhat quarantined and limiting my trips to the grocery store…
All of a sudden behind my cupboards….
There’s food! I haven’t hoarded, but I did stock up on stuff that lasts for a while so I don’t have to go there every day and lessen my risk getting infected by someone.
The ingredients for this week’s quarantine Marty Meal are, from left: Progresso Bread Parmesan Bread Crumbs, Velveeta Mac ’n Cheese, Compleats Chili Mac and Parmesan Cheese. I’ll also be using a couple spices already stored in the MBIP World Headquarters Kitchen and tasting area.
Okay, this will be a quick meal because it’s all microwave food. We’ll start off with the Velveeta Mac ’n Cheese because it takes the longest. We take off the lid, remove the cheese pouch, add water and stir with the index finger. And yes, my hand is clean, I’ve washed it over 6,087 times in the last two days.
Now it’s into the microwave for three and a half minutes.
Now we’ll prep the Compleats Chili Mac portion. This one we have to vent the wrapping, so I’m stabbing it like a Manson woman stabs a pregnant Sharon Tate.
The Velveeta pasta is fully nuked, so time to switch that out with the pre-stabbed Compleats meal. That meal cooks in one minute, so let’s hurry up and get the Velveeta Mac ’n Cheese prepared
We’ll mix in the cheese sauce and that’s all there is to this. When I’m squeezing the cheese sauce I always pretend like it’s a giant pimple and the cheese is the pus I’m squeezing out of it. Good times!
Okay, the Chili Mac is ready and we’ll combine that with the Velveeta Mac ’n Cheese. I figured this would make a nice blend.
We’ll get a spicy and savory flavor from the Chili Mac and rich cheesiness from the Velveeta Mac ’n Cheese.
I’m going to spice it up a little bit by adding some black pepper, Texas Pet’s Hot Sauce, Progresso Parmesan Bread Crumbs and a sprinkle of Parmesan Cheese. Okay, it’s ready for the weekly presentation!
Well, this meal kind of sums up what we’re going through right now, it’s not very good, but what are you going to do?
Oh I know what I’ll do, I think I’ll drink until this shit is all over! Be safe everyone and keep your distance!
One thing that being quarantined can lead to is boredom. So this week’s photo montage is bored women and here you go!
Okay, stay six feet apart and we’ll see you all tomorrow!
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