I thought I’ve been to just about every Mexican restaurant in Peoria, but in doing research for this Mexican food tour, I found a place that I haven’t been to. And that place is Mi Familia on Wisconsin off of Knoxville.
I read some good reviews on facecrack about the place, so that’s this week’s destination. ¡Vamonos!
Here we are at Mi Familia and it looks kind of dark inside. I went to the front door and it’s locked. The place is closed, fuck!
This is Sunday afternoon and I had a window of about an hour to get this done. I’m posting it on Tuesday and Monday is all booked up and I’ve got stuff to do later today and tonight. Shit!
Okay, time to improvise. We’re going to have to go somewhere that we can get some Mexican food fast and that means one upsetting thought…
Yep, we’re going to hell. Taco Hell, also known as Taco Bell.
Let’s go in and get this the fuck over with.
I went in and ordered and got two items you can only get at Taco Bell. I figured since we’re here, might as well try a couple things that you can’t get anywhere else. This might even turn out to be a good meal, but I’ve got some serious doubts about that.
There’s the dining room and I sat down at that sturdy wooden booth.
Here’s my view from where I’m seated. At least it’s clean in here.
Here’s the first item I ordered. This is something I’ve heard advertised, it’s their Buffalo Chicken Nacho Fries. You can read about them online here.
The first thing I’m noticing is I don’t see any chicken, just a pile of fries with cheese, unripe tomatoes and a blob of sour cream that makes it look like Harvey Weinstein jerked off on top of it because there wasn’t a potted plant available.
Wow, these are really fucking horrible!
The fries are soggy and greasy and there’s a weird gasoline flavor to the whole thing. Plus the thought of Harvey Weinstein jerking off on this just adds to the stomach-churning horribleness of this whole thing.
This was like eating an Oompa-Loompa that was raped by Harvey Weinstein. Hopefully it can’t get any worse than this!
The second dish I ordered was a Mexican Pizza. I thought it would be an actual pizza, but it’s tortilla chips covered in slimy cheese with some sort of meat mixture in between.
It doesn’t look very appetizing at all.
The tortilla is greasy and soggy, the cheese has no taste but it’s very slimy and the meat mixture tastes horrific. Let’s take a closer look.
Oh my fucking god! There’s mashed up beans in this! It looks like diarrhea after someone ate a case of rancid dog food! This is one of the worst things I’ve ever seen, much less eaten.
The only saving grace is that Harvey Weinstein didn’t jerk off on it.
I think this hot mood sauce gauge says it best. Here’s the translation if you don’t know Spanish.
Clasificación de Alimentos
Negative Four Pepe Tacos—The only good thing about this meal is that Harvey Weinstein is in jail and will never jerk off on another meal of mine.
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