I’m writing this introduction at 10:17 this morning. Usually I’ll do the fast food thing a day or two before I post it, but this week I kind of got jammed up with stuff to do, so I thought I’d try breakfast at McDonald’s, which I haven’t had in decades. I usually don’t eat breakfast, I drink tea when I get up and don’t eat anything till sometime in the afternoon. But today was different, so now let’s go back in time to this morning. Sherman...you know what to do!
Set the Wayback Machine for 7:55 this morning and...
I haven’t been sleeping well this week and I set my alarm for six in the morning, so there would be plenty of time to do this. Well, my alarm went off and I went back to sleep and woke up almost two hours late. This sucks because I have plans to meet friends for lunch and now I have to cram all this shit together. And yes, my alarm clock is from 1982, you got a problem with that? Oh, one more thing, I fucking HATE the morning. Ugh.
This is the obligatory morning mirror shot. While I usually get up earler than this, I rarely leave my apartment until the afternoon.
And whenever I do, I’m reminded how much I fucking HATE the morning. Here we are at the drive though at McDonald’s and how confusing is that sign? It says, “any lane, any time.” What the fuck does that even mean? It’s like organized chaos. If there wasn’t a car behind me, I think I’d just abandon this whole thing and go back home and crawl in bed.
But, I guess I have to keep moving along here. I placed my order...
And here we are back at the MBIIP World Headquarters tasting area. There’s the big breakfast...
It’s a combination of salt, grease, fake eggs and sickeningly sweet pancakes. All in all this was not only a big breakfast, it was a big fucking McMistake! What the fuck was I thinking? There’’s only one thing to do at a time like this...
Goodnight everybody, we’ll see you all tomorrow.
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