Well, these days it seems if it wasn’t for bad luck I’d have no luck at all. Yesterday while driving to my destination for the MBIP seven months of steak tour, the MBIP Mobile started making a loud rattling noise, so I took it over to Honda and they suggested I make an appointment to have it looked at not drive it too far until it’s checked out. So I have to go there today and I also have a doctor’s appointment about my leg, so hopefully I can squeeze something in for tomorrow, but we’ll have to see about that. So we’re kind of in improv mode as far as the schedule for the blog goes, but this is about it for today.
Oh, one thing you can do today is go and vote for me! It’s that time of year for Peoria Magazine’s Best Of Peoria 2018 list and once again I’ve been nominated for “Peoria’s Social Butterfly.” Why should you vote for me? Well, my campaign platform and promises are listed below.
Campaign Platform And Promises
if I win I pledge to build a wall around Peoria and make Creve Coeur pay for it. And if they refuse, well, then we’ll just build a wall around Goofy Ridge. I’ll pay for that, it’s not that big and It’ll give me something to do with my spare time.
I’ll happily show my tax returns because once you see how little I make at my job, you’ll feel so sorry for me you’ll definitely vote for me out of pity.
I’ve never had sex with a porn star, but if I win, this new-found status may help my odds and if I do, Jay Janssen has agreed to pay her $130 to tell everyone she knows about this. I, of course will know nothing about this payment, even though I’m the one making all of this up.
Look, I was nominated last year and lost, so I think it’s time to MPMA! And of course that stands for “Make Peoria Marty Again.” Go forth and vote, click on the image above or just click here, my category is on the last page!
Okay, hopefully we’ll have a post tomorrow, I have to go take my car in now!
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